dude…
This literally made me laugh out loud for long long time.
scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:
let me tell you bout my gpa 4.0 straight a’s and my
let me tell you bout my resume its so cray its insane and
and my boyfriend he’s so hot and the car that he bought me is
and my ooh lah lah lah and my blah blah blah and my
what is this song omg someone send me the name
okay, everyone needs a twerking platypus in their dash
Why is this back
TWERK THAT TWERK A DERK A TWERK THAT
(via dorsaluniverse)
Oun Sambath and his pet python.
A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.
The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.
“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.
“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.How precious!
(via asskickatron)
if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
reblogging again
(via purinas)
sagg:
pr2s:
You’ll be surprised how much you’ve been missing out.
List hereA BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SEQUEL??????????
WHAT.
MY LIFE CAN FINALLY BE COMPLETE OMG
THREE Beauty and the Beast sequels? WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THESE?
My goodness these are all looking so good
HA. Bitches. I know ALL of these.
what the fuck
I HAVE SHAMED MYSELF FOR NOT KNOWING THESE
nope, nope, nope doesn’t exist. screw you. nope.
I have seen a good majority of these
(via 10knotes)